I am an angry German-speaking United States American trying to get even with the rest of the non-German-speaking world. I plan to get even with the rest of the German-speaking world a little later. Also being a so-called expat, the word Runaways up there comes from the intentionally mangled translation of the word Fortgeschrittene, which would normally mean something more like “advanced”, but could also mean “runaway”, get it? That’s okay.